knifeeyes:

The suit makes the man.

A properly tailored, fitted and matched suit (can) make the man a million times more fuckable attractive than he could ever be in everyday clothes. Even when the starting material is already pretty much fuckable attractive on its own.

I am a scientist, I cannot give you a conclusion without proper evidence.

Therefore tonight, in lieu of a single hunk, I bring you the suits:

  1. The Cumberbatch: with a physique like that, he could wear a sheet (mh… did he ever, I wonder?) and be fabulous even without the tie. Also, feet that long should be considered illegal.
  2. The McAvoy: do you look like a 13 year old boy who likes to dress up as half a goat in your spare time? No problem. Striped suit, snug vest, and voilà, you can have my panties. Yours, no return policy.
  3. The Baker: Simon Baker, a man whose smile alone could melt a thousand glaciers; put him in a Prada suit and coat ensemble, I would start to worry about global warming. He looks better in gray, though (known as “The Jane”).
  4. The Caffrey: John Varvatos, a five buttons vest and a slim tie with a four in hand that could choke from a distance? Breathing is overrated anyway. 
  5. The Moriarty: Westwood, bitches. ‘nuff said. Also, honey, you should see him in a crown… and hand-made shoes (as in, literally, made out of hands). Fabulous. De-li-cious.
  6. The Fassbender: with a name like that and a suit like that, I bet there’s a lot more than fasses that you could bend at your will. Put some shoes on, so I can take them off with the rest of it, yes?
  7. The Arthur: your name is Arthur, you wear brown like it’s the new black, you walk on the walls of corridors, you dream in a dream in a dream in a dream, I am not surprised you have this effect on people.  that body was made for suiting, and one of these days I’m gonna take all these suits off of you
  8. The Leto: you’re four feet tall but you can scream like a banshee; your target audience is 14-16 year old girls but you starred in movies that ruined people’s lives (yes, Requiem for a Dream, I’m talking about you); you wear Hugo Boss with a fedora. Walking contradiction. I like that.
  9. The Bond: case dismissed.

Goodnigt, y’all.

(via meeya87)



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